Hi, I'm Brian. You really don't want to know my age, occupation, hobbies, or anything else. You really could care less. No, no, that's ok. You don't have to pretend to be interested. I mean, really, why should you care? You have no idea who I am. I'm just a username and some stats. So who cares, really? Lord knows, I don't. So that's me, Brian. Oh, and visit my TEAM: Brian website. Why visit TEAM: Brian? I don't know, it might kill five or ten minutes if you are bored. If you're still bored after that you can also visit my TEAM: Brian city. Yes, my team has its own city. I'm sure that you're very impressed... Hopefully, not.