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Message 95927 - Posted: 18 Feb 2020, 17:35:14 UTC
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The cats of America are under siege!

Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.

For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?”

Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!
How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives
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Message 95928 - Posted: 18 Feb 2020, 18:10:15 UTC
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As the 5hr mark nears it is now time to declare this to be a grand mal outrage.
Methinks Juan could probably put this occasion to good use as has become his custom.
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Message 95931 - Posted: 18 Feb 2020, 19:40:40 UTC - in response to Message 95930.  

E,T. you could try howling at the moon, it might make you feel better.
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Message 95932 - Posted: 18 Feb 2020, 20:22:28 UTC

The era of the short outage is over, We have returned to the era of the Classic Outrage!
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Message 95933 - Posted: 18 Feb 2020, 20:31:29 UTC - in response to Message 95932.  

Yes a classic outrage it is and I shall
In protest I shall
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Message 95935 - Posted: 18 Feb 2020, 22:26:35 UTC - in response to Message 95902.  

I will put my 2 cents on the outrage lasting around 9 to 10 hours.

We can expect a few rounds of hair burning and moon howling.


111We are about 9 1/4 hours into the outrage... Can we keep it under 10 hours or will my guesstimate be wrong? Ready to start a GRAND MALL outrage!
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Message 95936 - Posted: 18 Feb 2020, 22:42:58 UTC - in response to Message 95935.  

Nah, it'll be back approx. 23:40 UTC. :-)
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Message 95939 - Posted: 18 Feb 2020, 23:14:18 UTC

It's back.
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Message 95940 - Posted: 18 Feb 2020, 23:22:54 UTC - in response to Message 95939.  

Down early & back 26m early. :-)
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Message 95944 - Posted: 19 Feb 2020, 6:30:07 UTC - in response to Message 95927.  

The cats of America are under siege!

Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.

For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?”

Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!
How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives


Doesn't mention being locked in boxes by theoretical physicists.
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Message 95970 - Posted: 20 Feb 2020, 6:57:12 UTC
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is seti having issues??

Thanks for the book recommendation about teaching cats. I thought the best thing to teach my group was to howl at the moon, but now I see I have to teach them gun safety too.

looks like the server is ok... just a hiccup
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Message 95973 - Posted: 20 Feb 2020, 11:59:01 UTC
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A lot of DL/UL error & retries. Do we have some unscheduled extra festivities for today?
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Message 96048 - Posted: 25 Feb 2020, 3:28:27 UTC

Time to warm up and clean up the lounge, also fill the caches to the top.We are 8 to 12 hours from outrage time on "Fat Tuesday".....
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Message 96049 - Posted: 25 Feb 2020, 4:41:35 UTC - in response to Message 96048.  

Yep, methinks tomorrow's outrage will be substantial, all should enjoy it.
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Message 96061 - Posted: 25 Feb 2020, 11:57:57 UTC

Ready to do my part!
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Message 96067 - Posted: 25 Feb 2020, 14:05:53 UTC - in response to Message 96061.  

Ready to do my part!


Time to go to the pub.



SETI@home is temporarily shut down for maintenance.
On the front page.
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Message 96068 - Posted: 25 Feb 2020, 14:06:32 UTC

Ready Buoys & Gulls gird your loins, SETI is down....
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Message 96076 - Posted: 25 Feb 2020, 16:38:05 UTC

Though this be madness, yet there is method in it'?
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Message 96078 - Posted: 25 Feb 2020, 17:04:22 UTC

It seems to me that it has been down for 4hrs so that's a legitimate outrage.
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Message 96079 - Posted: 25 Feb 2020, 17:51:39 UTC
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Them i will be forced to do my personal sacrifice. See you all at the outrage pub.

The first round is mine!
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