The following insults aren't directed to anyone in particular. Do not feel insulted as I never had you in mind. If you think you can do better, try the Art of Insults. Mind, do not post the "Slang-style insults" here as they're a bit too harsh.

---------------------------
You amaze me! I didn't think it was possible for one person to possess such a vast reservoir of undiluted gibberish! I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet. Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing?
-----------
Sorry. I don't speak retardese. Can you get someone to translate into meaningful English before you post, please? I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist.
-----------
I used to think that you were a gibbering idiot. Now, after reading your latest post, I have a much lower opinion of you. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to.
-----------
Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime.

Keep typing. Maybe, someday, you'll randomly type something semi-intelligent. Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths?
-----------
You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. Any friend of yours is a lousy judge of character. Seriously, I've come across decomposing dog carcases that are less offensive to the senses than you are. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so dense that light bends around you;
-----------
I refer to your latest discharge of plebeian verbiage; in which, you have proven, once again, that there is no such thing as unutterable nonsense. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.
-----------
Wouldn't clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the gobbledygook in there? However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last.
-----------
Congratulations! You have just proved the theory that there is no limit to human stupidity. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle. You wouldn't know a clue if it walked up to you, bit you on the ass, and announced 'I AM A CLUE'. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous.

---