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Message 9327 - Posted: 2 Apr 2007, 22:02:49 UTC

Google TiSP. Too bad it was all a joke. ;)
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Message 9328 - Posted: 2 Apr 2007, 22:09:23 UTC

How can Google offer this service for free?
We believe that all users deserve free, fast and sanitary online access. To offset the cost of providing the TiSP service, we use information gathered by discreet DNA sequencing of your personal bodily output to display online ads that are contextually relevant to your culinary preferences, current health status and likelihood of developing particular medical conditions going forward. Google also offers premium levels of service for a monthly fee (see below).

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Message 9410 - Posted: 7 Apr 2007, 22:45:32 UTC

There's Google Paper too. ;)
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Message 9411 - Posted: 7 Apr 2007, 23:00:14 UTC

Toilet paper? :)
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Message 9799 - Posted: 22 Apr 2007, 10:01:05 UTC

Google TiSP - had anyone tried it out?
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Message 9857 - Posted: 23 Apr 2007, 15:00:20 UTC

Hey, that was just an April fool’s joke for all of us.

Who is gonna grab the cable once it’s flushed down the toilet?

Other April Fools pages:
http://www.google.com/romance/
http://www.goog...com/googlegulp/
http://www.goog.../lunar_job.html
http://www.goog...pigeonrank.html
http://www.goog...com/mentalplex/
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Message 9877 - Posted: 24 Apr 2007, 19:16:48 UTC

To fix the pigeonrank link, add /technology/, and to fix the lunar jobs link, add /jobs/
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Message 11592 - Posted: 11 Jul 2007, 6:07:35 UTC - in response to Message 9328.  

How can Google offer this service for free?
We believe that all users deserve free, fast and sanitary online access. To offset the cost of providing the TiSP service, we use information gathered by discreet DNA sequencing of your personal bodily output to display online ads that are contextually relevant to your culinary preferences, current health status and likelihood of developing particular medical conditions going forward. Google also offers premium levels of service for a monthly fee (see below).


I am glad it a joke, I actually used google's wireless access, it is available at some streets in Mountain View for free, my comcast internet died for a week and I needed internet desparately so bought a device for $200 and tried to configure it, it is immpossible to configure, you have to go around all over the patio to find the signal and I found it outside the patio, finally I was able to install it and then I had to worry about rains all the time, what happens to the device if it rain, finally after a week or so my comcast worked and I am glad to get get back by internet but $200 went down the toilet as you see in the pictures.

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